We need a humor thread

[Edbert]

OK, got a dad joke for you all.

My uncle Frank died earlier this year, in his will he requested cremation and his ashes in a beer mug. The family thought he just like beer too much, but I told them no, he wanted to be Frank in stein,

 

[Edbert]

I debated posting these here, while I do find them hillarious, the real killing that is going on is far from funny.

Anyway, all disclaimers about my bad taste apply, here's the latest from the Ukranian battlefields.

Lastly, an example that they do work, at least sorta...

 

[Ron2]

My uncle Frank died earlier this year, in his will he requested cremation and his ashes in a beer mug. The family thought he just like beer too much, but I told them no, he wanted to be Frank in stein,

Haha. I've always told my family cremate me and use my ashes to make brownies. Serve the brownies at my wake and then tell everyone- Ron said 'eat me!' And you all just did!

 

[Littlemarten]

I debated posting these here, while I do find them hillarious, the real killing that is going on is far from funny.

Anyway, all disclaimers about my bad taste apply, here's the latest from the Ukranian battlefields.
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Lastly, an example that they do work, at least sorta...

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Cute and fuzzy tanks …

 

[RacerX]

 

[stevethefish]

Found this Top Gun-related humor while doing an image search on DuckDuckGo today.

 

[Rockin' Rob]

Haha. I've always told my family cremate me and use my ashes to make brownies. Serve the brownies at my wake and then tell everyone- Ron said 'eat me!' And you all just did!

When I die and she serves me? My brownies are going to be "Special "

 

[Edbert]

Not model-related, but I just had a family reunion last Saturday so...

 

[mcs1056]

https://url.us.m.mimecastprotect.com/s/WNTLCR6mvphQv3oGi9fRT1KjJl?domain=youtube.com

 

[kevin]

mcs1056, as a Bruins fan I must say your avatar is funny

 

[mcs1056]

Season before this last one, my son and I were sitting in the cheap seats for a Wings/Leafs game. Detroit was getting pounded and the Leafs jerseys were getting loud.

My son turned to the lady next to him and said, "It's OK. You'll just get bounced by the Bruins in the first round anyway."

The butt-hurt look he got in response was worth taking the loss.

Turned out, the Bruins didn't knock them out. Brad Marchand (with the Panthers) did, though, so six of one...

 

[kevin]

I miss Marchand, always was my favorite player.

 

[Edbert]

I went to the hobby shop, needed some glue.

Funny it is a resin model!

 

[TimM63]

 

[TimM63]

 

[Mr. Goch]

This is really humerus.

 

[Rockin' Rob]

What would be the first words out of an F-35 Pilots mouth after getting teleported into a P-40 cockpit??

 

[Pantherman]

What would be the first words out of an F-35 Pilots mouth after getting teleported into a P-40 cockpit??

So it's true, these things didn't have wings or undercarriage...... Pantherman

 

[Rockin' Rob]

Eject! Eject! Eject! What the hell?

 

[Edbert]

What would be the first words out of an F-35 Pilots mouth after getting teleported into a P-40 cockpit??

Da'hell is this thing sticking out at my face?

(I'm amazed the pilot fit so well, hand on throttle and stick even. I put pilots from a 1/48 Hornet into 1/48 Phantom-II and they weren't even close to fitting!)

 

[Edbert]

So it's true, these things didn't have wings or undercarriage

"What a strange bathtub to be in with my G-suit!"

 

[Wig41]

Help Mr. Wizard. I don't want to be a pilot anymore!

 

[Edbert]

 

[Rockin' Rob]

Hmm, must be from another galaxy, far far away. He's got weird hands. Could be arthritis?

 

[Edbert]

Hmm, must be from another galaxy, far far away. He's got weird hands. Could be arthritis?

Use the force Harry!

 

[Edbert]

 

[urumomo]

 

[Edbert]

 

[Rockin' Rob]

I know it's not about models but I'm fortunate enough to own a German Shepherd or, maybe it's the other way around.

 

[Littlemarten]

Please read the instructions before assembling your cat.