ROTFFLMFAO!!!!!!! 

yea right there, thats american food, at its finest...  sadly  :'(

try cheeseburgers man, i love em, good old american food right there, take a patty of ground beef, and cook it real slow until cooked thero, ad some spices to the meat, some onions and stuff, garlic, NOT TOO MUCH just enough wher]e it gets a kick, if they like heat, add some spice. don't cook it too fast, nice and slow, just enough so it cooks, so its jucy.

then when its almost done cooking, put a nice slab of cheese on top to melt, prep some buns, toast them if you wish, get some lettuce, tomato, union, rellish, mustard, spicey peppers of choice, hot sauces (OPTIONAL ketchup.) set the condaments of there choice up so they can make the burger there way.

ALSO, try hot dogs, thats a american classic, Koegels preferred, bout the same condiments as the hamburger, put that puppy on the grill and cook them nice and slow till there plump, a Koegel is ready when they basically splid, but do not put them over direct fire or they will burn fast, Man of experience talking right here. but hot dogs are best cooked over a fire man, just over some hot Coals. and you got yourself some good hot dogs!!!!