I am posting this so I don't get deleted.

The top five reasons that I am a "Nerd".

1. I sometimes dress up in stormtrooper armor. (I am too short for a stormtrooper.)

2. I have a life-sized "Yoda"...in my living room. (not the "chick magnet" you might think it would be)

3. I have tape on my glasses.

4. I do a "killer" Stephen Hawking impression. (insert "black hole" joke here)

5. "Admiral Kirk....you won't give me the Genesis Device?......Okee Doke!"

Dictated. Not read. - Form completed at 16:15 hrs   1, February, 2011.