For someone named BarleyBop, I suppose I must comment!
I like the snipe at canadian whiskey, when apparently Bourbon must be at least 51% corn!
. I always have 'juice' on hand though!
For you scotch connoisseurs, I had a Welsh colleague who referred to the shimmering 'tail of the dragon' in a glass of scotch and water... Mr Googles doesn't seem to know anything about it in my searches. Is that a thing, or just a Cymro pulling a fast one?