I had a neighbor who looked just like this guy when I lived in North Phoenix. He had two ornery Shar Peis, two stupid Chihuahuas, and a brain-dead Labrador (didn't think that was possible). The stupidest Chihuahua would start barking at a suspicious-looking air molecule and then all of them would erupt in a chorus of barking stupidity.
The modified Colonial Warrior uniform is coming along for Commander Cain. The pants still need some adjusting and the bronze pin strips.
I'm still working on the scarf.