Reading through the thread, I couldn't help it:

... A Texan stops by the side of the road, and calls out to a Newfoundlander working in his field - is this all your land? Why back home, I can get up and start driving on my ranch and not get to the other end till sundown!"

The Newfoundlander leans on his shovel, thinks a moment, then calls back: "I once had a car like that too!"